What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 03:48

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
Why would Hugh Grant cheat on Elizabeth Hurley?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
Why do some men like older women?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
Dr No
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
How can you maintain self-control?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.